Legal
stuff in German only – because humor doesn’t do well in translation.
We’d
love to share our witty legal text in all languages, but some jokes just don’t
cross borders. In other languages, our club-based punchlines feel like:
- ⛵ …a speedboat trying to behave like a
submarine – quiet, but definitely off course.
So
for all legal purposes, please refer to the original German version. Everything
else is just for international smiles. Or as we say: If it doesn’t rhyme, it
wasn’t written in German.
